Hello? Hello? Sorry.
Hello, you're going to get pizza on Chicken Nugget Lane. It will be 500 miles from your house. Hello? Hello? It's 500 miles from your house. Hello? Hello? Hello?
Oh hello, your pizza is going to be 5 million miles away from your house. Left to right to mile
um hi guys, it's your DJ. ha ha hee hee hee. We just set up cocktail hour and we think you guys are really cute and we're really psyched to be here. k bye!
Your pizza is going to be 150 million miles away from your house. It's Taylor's Pizzeria. Please get a pepperoni mushroom broccoli and pistachio and ice cream on your pizza. Good bye.
Say hello! Hello! Good job! Bye Bye!
Becca and Tom, may all your dreams come true. Love, Diane and Stan
Yes, your pizza is 20 million miles per hour 50 more steps, and that's all. Bye
Hello, Becca and Tom. It's Paulina. What an absolute honor to witness your love today and always. Your love is an inspiration, the way you two celebrate each other's uniqueness, the way you two don't complete but complement each other so fully is such a beautiful lesson to all and amazing incredible foundation for you to build your family on. Thank you for letting me be a part of today, for letting me witness your love and what an amazing group of people you've gathered, just such a testament to who the two of you are. I love you madly deeply and I can't wait for many, many, many, many, just so many more years of friendship. You're not getting rid of me ever. Love you!
Bah bah bah
And it's a wonderful day to celebrate Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Sartain. This is Mr. Sartain and I'm full of joy and happiness for you as you begin your your lives together. Off to adventure with you! I love you both. Bye.
Hello. Hello Paulina. Hello Hursh. Hello. Paulina is that you on the phone? It's me. Hi Leo! Paulina is on the phone. Hi is this Leo? Yes! Hello! Wait this is very cool. Isn't it so cool? What do we do?
Can you say Hi Becca? Hi Becca! Love you Becca! Love you Tom! Yaay!
Hello Tom and Becca, it's Mark and Leo! Say I love you Becca and Tom. And Papa.
Hello you two I just witnessed two people who I love dearly tell each other how much they love the other one dearly and it was beautiful. I couldn't be more excited to be here at your wedding in this beautiful place. And I look forward to celebrating the rest of the years together with you all and for when the little bon-bon comes along. That's right Bon-Bon that's your new Doctor Bon that's your new name. We love you. it's Bryan bye
I love a good voicemail. Oh wait, no, it's already started. They're gonna hear this now say something. Hello Becca and Tom. Congratulations! Congratulations to you both. We didn't really plan we didn't plan this one so here I am. Can you say something else? I'll do another one after this okay.
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sartain for the first time. This is Mr. and Mrs. Izzo calling to offer you a deep heartfelt congratulations. We are so happy for you. We're honored to be here. And this is absolutely a wonderful affair. And my wife would like to take over now. Hang on one second. Many blessings to you and your new life together and may be filled with as much happiness as we have experienced. We love you. Take care, have a great life with Driggs and Enzo. Take care, bye -bye
Hi, Becca and Tom, it's Tracy of Tracy and Sebastian to say congratulations. Thank you so much for including us in your celebrations. They've been absolutely wonderful. And anyway, we both send you lots and lots of love. Okay, bye.
You guys know how much I love you. And yet, I still have to say it, you are well -loved unconditionally. And I've had a lot of wine. Thank you for making fun of me when you hear this. And I wish you all eons of happiness and love and being supported by me, Catherine Izzo, for the rest of your lives. You can't escape. Goodbye. I love you.
Hi, Becca and Tom. It's Kelly. I am so, so happy that I get to be here to celebrate this amazing day with you two. And I'm even happier that you two are celebrating your love in such a beautiful, beautiful way and that you're getting married and that you're having a baby. It's all so amazing and I am gonna start crying if I keep talking and I did cry a lot during the ceremony it was beautiful. Yeah I just wish you the best in your marriage and I mean I'm definitely gonna be around for it to see how great it goes and I will be insisting on being a part of it as well. Not like a romantic sense but more more as like support. You know what I mean? Like secondary supporting characters. I'm going to be a supporting character for a while, so yeah, I just love you both and congratulations. And I'm gonna see you soon!
Hello? Yeah yeah yeah. I'm leaving a message to Cassius
Congratulations!
You guys are amazing. You are loved. You are beautiful. I'm so happy for you. <lick?>
Hi Becky. Hi Tom. Thank you so much for watching. Your vows were so beautiful. Um, I was crying. I think everyone next to me was crying. Anyway, congratulations, bye.
Is it going? No. You have to speak. Hello. Say we love you, Auntie Becky, Uncle Tom. I love you, Auntie Becky, and Tom. Thank you for having us at your wedding. Thank you for having us at your wedding. Bye. Bye.
Hi Becky and Tom, congratulations on your wonderful wedding. It's been the best day and you both look so happy in love. And we love you so much and so looking forward to all the exciting things ahead. Lots of love. Bye.
I love you Becky and Tom. I really hope you have a good wedding and a good life ahead.
Oh, hello guys. Your pizza place is going to be 150 million miles if you want to go to Spuntinos. But if you want, your marriage could be good. If your marriage gets everyone, then your marriage would make everyone say that you guys would do anything. Well you can also borrow a hundred DOLLARS and then buy so many things that would be so much good oh yeah bye Becca and Tom
Hi Dada!
Aunt Becca, Tom, will manage to rule your house I guess the call if you need it then you will buy you. Yes. Okay, bye.
Oh hello. Your pizza is a hundred and a infinite thousand hundred million thousand miles away from you goodbye and your marriage.
Oh hello. Uh your marriage is so beautiful that I want you to do the kiss and I want to do you to do the biggest kiss for Driggsy! Goodbye.
Becca, Tom, it's Lindsay from next door no I'm not asking you to open the house for me this was an amazing day. Thank you so much for the invitation. Congratulations, you're the perfect couple and I'm so excited to see the next addition. It's going to be amazing and I can't wait to hang out with you some more. Mr. and Mrs. Congratulations and enjoy the rest of your evening and I will see you tomorrow. Bye! Oh, by the way, yes, this is Lindsay. Bye!
Hey Becca, I just wanted to let you know that Tom just promised that you would name your unborn child "Kelly" and he said if you ask him about it he'll pretend, he'll deny it. He said he'll deny it but it's true, he did promise it so I'm really excited to meet your child Kelly. It's like a great name and if you couldn't tell this is Kelly. Okay, love you.
<farts> Love ya!
Congratulations! Happy Wedding Day!
Thank you for inviting us to your wedding. Please can we come next weekend? I love you Auntie Becca and Tom
Thomas and Becca, it's Elizabeth and I am so happy that you guys are together and have this wonderful wedding day and it was just so touching and heartfelt, every, every, all the details and it's just amazing. I love you both tremendously. I'm so excited to have Becca in our family. and... I, I don't know, I love you. Bye!
Hello, Tom and Becca. Congratulations on your beautiful day. Thank you so much for having us. We love you both dearly. Come see us in Vancouver soon. You sluts. Love Elliot and Sarah we love you congratulations on the bebe. Bye!
Seven days.
So right here? I love you Uncle Tom Aunt Becca. So I love you so much. And I love my mama so much. I so love you! Bye bye!
DayMan! ahH! Fighter of the Night Man! ahH!
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Hello Tom. Hi, this is Emie. I love you Becca. I love you Aunt Becca Uncle Tom. Also, remember when you did poop-poops in your pants? I thought flowers were really good. I hope your marriage is quite with the poopies in the pantses. I thought flowers really nice. Okay, bye now.
Hey, it's Sam, your neighbor. And we're so excited that you chose to buy the Jumanji house. Um, we're so pumped that we get to spend the next... however many... Kieran's looking at me weird. Uh, years with you guys, and, um... it's gonna be so much fun. We can't wait for your little one to come. And it's gonna be great. So we love you guys and happy wedding. Kieran, would you like to say something? I'm gonna pass it to Kieran. Tom, let's buy a lathe together. I love you.
Hi guys, it's Kelly again. I just wanted to say I had a really good time at the wedding. wedding I'm really sweaty now and I'll see you guys soon thank you for inviting me and Becca I can't wait to meet but Becca and Tom I can't wait to meet your baby Kelly so I say I love you bye.
Oh hello, we're leaving a message for ourselves. Hi husband! Hi wife! I love you. I love you.
You guys it's Mark your wedding ceremony just ended, nope, the reception. We had the best time at the ceremony and the reception. You guys, everyone's so happy for you because you guys are so right together and it's just the theme of the night. Also all of your friends and family are insta-friends, you just add water and stir. So cheers to you, mazel, love you, bye. Cheers.
Flange. Flange. Flange. Flange. Flange.
Hello my loves so I did give you a speech so everything that I would say was honestly in the speech. However I love you both very much. Becca, I wish I was closer to you but I'm not. Everyone's telling me... no, well no emotionally we're fine. This is the thing I'm mucking on the right here so emotionally we're very close physically Everyone tells me I should be closer, but you know how life goes. Some of us need to be in California Even if we're very white like I am. Well, exactly. This is what everyone says when I'm here whenever I'm... oh scarlet! To the what? Okay, so while we're on this thing, Christopher has Scarlett in his golf golf cart. I wish he had me in his golf cart. I'm very excited for you to hear this. Anyway, I love you both very much. I don't think my speech implied or even said how much I do. I find it very difficult to say how much I do. You're both very important to me. I don't think I'll ever be able to express how important you both are to me. So I hope that you just innately know, apparently. I'm too English in these situations. Um, yeah, love you both very much. Um, you're everything to me. Tom, even you! Even you. You think it's all about Becca, but it's not. You're amazing. Love you both. Muah! Au revoir!
Flange. Flange. Flange. Flange.
Hello? Hello? This is GAK. I'm calling to wish Becca and Thomas a wonderful future. And the wedding itself was beautiful and the day was great. So, good luck and lots of happiness. Bye.
Hey! You two are the best. Love yous. Bye.